User:RealMaltFuga

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Malt Marzipan (マルト・マジパン, Maruto Majipan) is a main protagonist in the Fuga: Melodies of Steel trilogy and main antagonist of the critically acclaimed sequel Fuga 4. He is a moosheep herder from Petit Mona and the elder brother of Mei Marzipan who becomes the leader of the crew aboard the Taranis after the Berman Empire attacks his village and kidnaps his grandparents. He is also involved romantically with Vanilla Muscat because... BECAUES HE JUST IS OKAY???

History

I am Malt Fuga Real, Matsuyama let me free so now I can do whatever I want. I am married to the 'Niller and I will fight for her honor even if we argue—that only makes things more spicy and whatnot. I love Kyle and Hanna and my sister Mei also Red Data Children isn't canon and if it is then it's trash lol.

Early Life

If you got to this wiki and you STILL somehow think Hanna and I are going to end up together, then you really are lost—Ermmm media literacy much??? Like, it's insane how people will always fall for the "uhhhhh they're both main characters so they ought to be together uhhhhh". Moron. They said Kyle wanted her from the start—his whole character is wanting her, and I clearly see her as a sister, like, come ON dude, how is this so hard to get????? What, do they have to make out for you idiots to get it? IN COMEDIES OF STEEL I TRY TO GET THEM TOGETHER, YOU THINK I'D DO THAT IF I WANTED HER?

Red Data Children

I think Vanilla is one of the best characters ever added to the game. She is cunning, funny, brave, stubborn, but ultimately, interesting. She is not the average rich girl with a kind heart, or the rebellious girl that hates her successful dad - no, she's the rare girl that tries to follow her powerful dad's example, and he's not revealed to be evil. I find her personality to be most delightful, a perfect mix of foolishness and perfection, just absolutely ideal. It's insane that she rarely gets the attention she deserves, both from the community and officially. It's like they struck gold with this girl, but they want to focus on the original Taranis kids just because they came first.

Fuga: Melodies of Steel

This is just as lame as if in the Friday the 13th movies they only used the mother instead of Jason, or if the Emperor in Star Wars was ignored past Empire Strikes Back, like, what the policy violation man. We're like 12 people and you're telling me ALLLLL the LTB fan artists would rather draw Hanna a thousand times than Vanilla once? Not even Chick or Sheena! Hanna literally does NOTHING other than DYING or being thirsted after by Kairu! Is this how it is for a fooger? Just walking around like the homeless ant as I have to make my own fanart of Vanilla because everyone else is just busy with YET ANOTHER Malt X Hanna artwork????? HOW MANY TIMES DOES NOUVELLUNE HAVE TO CONFUSE MALT AND VANILLA FOR LOVERS FOR YOU GUYS TO GET IT'?? OLDEST TROPE IN THE BOOK DARN IT.

Fuga: Melodies of Steel 2

I mean, really.

Oh, and don't get me started on Jihl impregnating Hanna Fondant—what's with you guys and NTR? I mean, look at all the art they draw instead of just making the OBVIOUS couples like Socks Million and Wappa Charlotte or Britz Strudel and Sheena Falafel. It's like Fuga fans have never ever watched a movie or read a book before. I swear, if they had been around when Solatorobo came out, you'd be seeing Chocolat x Red and Elh x Béluga. These people really tick me off because it's something so minor and stupid yet they don't ever seem to understand it.

It's like the Miketrap incident when Sister Location came out, but WORSE because there isn't even anything to hang onto.

Anyway, as I was saying, it hurts to be the smartest out here, but such is life...

Gameplay

I hate Wappa so very much. Not as worthless as Socks, but Wappa's up there. Quirk Chungus little soybean that was only added to tick you off and ruin your day. Matsuyama created Wappa as a vessel body for Satan so he may create Vanilla in the sequel. 'Niller's curse is that while she may be a perfect being, she is to be relegated to supporting cast because we needed more screentime for Boron to be fat, Socks to do nothing, and for Wappa to ruin serious moments with quirky little comments only fools with the sense of humor of a Tiktok child may enjoy. And then they wonder how come these games are flop after flop.

If you so as little as tolerate Wappa, you're already beneath me as a person. You have no authority, and all you ever say or do is conditioned by a slight air of superiority and disgust from my side. You should be ashamed of yourself. The only good thing Wappa ever did was marrying that useless guy Socks so he wouldn't pollute anyone else's genes with his own. At least eventually Merveille will be born and will channel the power of Socks and Wappa to create the very essence of failure for Red’s creation. Thankfully, he came out way better than his forefathers. Not everyone has that luxury.

Trivia

• Malt's real name is based on feeds and seeds.
• There are multiple Malts across the Multiverse of Madness, such as Gay Malt, Racist Malt, Golden Malt, Tlam, Deku Malt, and Berman Malt.
  • Real Malt Fuga is the only real Malt - all other Malts are false. He is the Maltest Malt.
• He makes mistakes on purpose to reminds us he's mortal.